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Like Humpty dumpty on the wallwe fell downour story fell downBroken cracked shells splattered across the waytainted greyAnd nothing okWell not the spiecal bus called usSometimes planets alignAnd moons_ Carleen:My wife has been waking up the past few days saying her stomach hurts she did eat a lot of candy and stuff this week but usually [...]
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Kerrie:
I told my girlfriend (because shes the only person I thought I could talk to) that i have been having suicidal thoughts?
(29 December 2018)

Kerrie:
Who should I talk to about this if I cany talk to I thought my best friend and only person I know around me?
(29 December 2018)

Kerrie:
Ahe tells my rudely that I'm just looking for attention and for me to shut the F up and not to talk to her if that's what I have to say.
(29 December 2018)

Noreen:
My wife and I are Separating ! Is it ok for me to demand she leave behind the several Expensive French Maid and German Beer Girl Outfits I?
(29 December 2018)

Audry:
Should I try taking astronomy 2nd semester just cause my crush is in it?
(29 December 2018)

Diane:
What is the approximate cost in oregon to get your eggs frozen?
(29 December 2018)

Diane:
Anyway, if you have the idea of how much it would cost together, that would be very helpful.
(29 December 2018)

Diane:
Reminder, I live in oregon so I need costs for the oregon area.
(29 December 2018)

Diane:
If you could possibly break down the cost, that would be more helpful.
(29 December 2018)

Diane:
My friend will be my surrogate and wants no money for the procedure so my understanding is I dont have to pay for that.
(29 December 2018)