Funny, affectionate Sadist looking for a smart, erotic Masochist

I’m tall and strong, but I’m not a scary man. In fact I’m warm, funny, and often charmingly absurd. And I’m not interested in any public scene, just a very private dynamic between two sweethearts. The rest of the time I like to kiss, hold hands, drunkenly philosophize, and banter wittily. I’ll make you laugh [...]
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Jovita:
Like I gotta few options of who I want to take, however I'm in that situation where I know them... kind of, not really.
(29 December 2016)

Jovita:
Don't really know the right way to ask a girl.
(29 December 2016)

Jovita:
This is would be my first time going to prom.
(29 December 2016)

Brook:
If I think I am in labor and I go to the hospital but I AM NOT... would they charge me $$$ for that? How much? ..?
(29 December 2016)

Bella:
What does Ganondorf actually do with Zelda?
(29 December 2016)

Artie:
How to get to know a girl I only see once a month and I cant bump into her since she never goes out? I she doesnt now me at all?
(29 December 2016)

Artie:
I do know she is single but since she doesnt really know me I cant just add her on fb that would be creepy.
(29 December 2016)

Artie:
She doesnt go out and there is simply no way to bump into her outside of work.
(29 December 2016)

Artie:
I cant really talk to her because we are never alone.
(29 December 2016)

Artie:
She is a dental assistent and I only see her at her job.
(29 December 2016)