Get me to the church on time

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Tia:
She drunk called me one time and told me that she had a crush on me.
(26 October 2016)

Tia:
I enjoy her company and we always laugh so much when we're with each other.
(26 October 2016)

Tia:
I'm a freshman in college and I met this girl and we became good friends.
(26 October 2016)

Brunilda:
How should I talk to a sophomore guy?
(26 October 2016)

Brunilda:
We don t really have the same classes and I barely see him in the hallways.
(26 October 2016)

Brunilda:
So I like this guy and he s a sophomore.
(26 October 2016)

Julie:
Should I give my ex girlfriend a 21st bday card?
(26 October 2016)

Julie:
She said she'll always have love for me and I still love her but we're not getting back together.
(26 October 2016)

Julie:
It was a bad break up but recently we have talked about it and we have no hard feelings for each other.
(26 October 2016)

Julie:
We broke up 2 months ago and we were together for 8 months.
(26 October 2016)